I am warning you...I will turn this thing around!

With summer approaching, the pools are sparkling blue and chock full of chlorine. The kids are almost out of school, the birds are singing, the grass is dying (hello Texas heat!) and the mind goes to thoughts of...





Swimsuit shopping?? *sob!

Shopping for suits? Torture.

Ordering one on-line? Tricky.


Trying them on in a teeny fitting room with those flickering flourescent lights? Dante's third circle of hell... which (not coincidentally, methinks) happens to be 'Gluttony'.


Maybe you are someone who just LOOOOVES shopping for swimsuits... in which case, let me be the first to say, "What would you like for your 7th birthday?"


But for all you fashionistas out there that are wondering about the newest styles in swimwear? The most cutting edge, avant-garde fashions?







Well, here's a hint...











This is NOT it. ;)