Ten reasons I'm glad I'm not pregnant.

Reasons I am glad I’m not pregnant…

(Not that I thought I was. So spare me *those* phone calls.)

1. Well, obviously… duh.

2. Everyone has their own bedroom currently. Except for me, and I don’t mind sharing it with my fellow babymaker.

3. I don’t have a stroller anymore in my van. Suck it, Graco.

4. I enjoy my margaritas a little too much. And cigarettes. (Okay, I don’t smoke, and I never have. But I at least have the option. ;)5.

5. Despite being crazy nauseated throughout each of my pregnancies, and throwing up on a daily basis for the first 14 weeks of each, I still managed to gain an ungodly amount of weight with each one. And it was progressively more each time. One more, and I had the potential to be as round as I am tall.

6. No more diapers. Bite me, Huggies.

7. Leaky boobs. 'Nuff said.

8. My kids are all at fun ages now… young enough to still want to hang out with their family, and old enough that we just pack up and go. No sippy cups. No diaper bags. No missed naps to stress about. (although, I admit… I *do* miss the naps)

9. I’m finished with hideous maternity clothes. And granny panties.

10. If I were pregnant, those three eggs that fell out of the carton and splattered all over the floor about ten minutes ago would just have to stay there until Phil came home from work to clean them up.


Oooh, this has been fun! Stay tuned for future lists entitled:

--Even more reasons I'm glad I'm not pregnant

--Reasons I'm Celebrating that I don't have a Newborn.

--Top ten comebacks for people that say, "You look so natural holding that (borrowed) baby! Are you sure you don't want to have another one?!!"